Sunday, January 17, 2010

Today is awesome because it's almost over.

Wait a minute! That sounds rather emo Lib.

I know.

Why are you acting so emo today?

I'm not. But maybe it can be said that i feel rather tired and a little bit, jsut a little bit annoyed because I had been writing a blog earlier for almost two hours and someone's lack of consideration in deciding to close my laptop in an attempt to gain my attention caused all that work to be lost.

Oh. Well that kind of blows.

You don't say! By golly you must be a genius.

Don't get snippy with me miss.

I'm not getting snippy.

I'm telling you .. do NOT use that tone with me.

Fine. Whatever. So I'm kind of pissed. I'm sorry if I'm not really in the mood to be diplomatic, nice, or share my chocolate with you.

You has chocolate? I can has?

No. And learn to speak English.

I can speak English you Noob. You're just being mean.

BLARGH AWRETAWR!

And you're telling me. that I need English? Please. You can't even properly execute a Murloc sound.

You're getting on my nerves.

I think that you are just tired and cranky and need a nap. Why don't you go ahead and take a little piece of chocolate. Mind you I said a LITTLE piece and go on and lay down and relax. Listen to that new band, the one that makes the music baed on the show Lost and try and get some sleep.

But I have things I need to ..

NO. GO. NOW. I'll finish this up for you and take care of the rest. Go on.

/sigh. oookay I'll talk to you later alter ego.

Later Lib <3

......

Okay! So hello there! My day has been a numerous amount of different adjectives, but mostly just long. I will shortly be joining the rest of me in a little piece of chocolate, although secretly I'm going to have an extra piece since she'll be asleep.

I CAN STILL HEAR YOU!

Okay, nevermind that extra piece. That was -totally- a joke. Totally. Yea.

Yea. Uh huh. I'm not going anywhere missy. I'm going to stay riiight here until you're finished and I can administrate the chocolate properly.

Fine. That's fine just let me blog and stay out of the way.

Out of the way? PLEASE. This is MY blog just as much as it yours. Okay? So don't be going all crazy wacko on me.

Okay, whatever it takes to fall asleep at night. Just let me blog. Are you going to be quiet now?

No.

Ugh! Fine.

Fine.

Okay.

Okay then.

So yea guys! How was your day?

Wait...

What?

That's how you're starting off a blog? that's so lame.

As if you could do better.

As a matter of fact .. I could.

Okay little miss sunshine and roses go for it.

Hello all you wonderful, magnificent, fabulous people who are reading this delightfully, happy message! I know that your day has just been absolutely awesome because you are now reading this blog! Welcome to the highlight of your day! :D

Omg.

See! That is how it's done. KKthnxbai

That is a load of crap.

You know what. You call me emo but at least I can write awesome literature.

PUH-LEASE! you can not seriously be calling that literature. UGH you're distracting me from writing the blog again. Go away.

YOU go away! NOOBFACE.

Nubcake.

SLACKER.

Caps lock abuser.

CHOCOHOLIC.

Misspeller.

You think you're just so smart don't you?

Why, yes. As a matter of fact I think we're both relatively smart.

Really? you think I'm smart?

Well if I didn't I'd inherently be calling myself dumb .. soo yea.

Okay, you complimented me. I'm gunna go listen to music and let you finish this up. /HUG

Right then. Where was I?

You were talking about how awesome I am.

I thought you were going away now?

I was. But then you asked a question and so I had to answer.

Okay thanks for the answer ... later.

Later!

Well. I .. don't really know how to explain this blog. Maybe I'm a little crazy and maybe I'm a little tired and maybe it's a little of both. But hey, you still love me right?

Me too!

Peace, Love & Pancakes
-Liberty

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